Let me tell you something Tigger, this is *my* photoshoot, not yours, so scat, cat!   I'm the cute one here.

Mom wanted this shot, she's got quite the thing for my little feet.  Dad doesn't get it, but really, how could anyone resist?  They're extremely interesting, especially now since I can grab them.  I bet they taste really good too.

That's okay, I've obviously got the both of them wrapped around my little finger!

See, told you it was all about me -and why not?  I am a total cutie-pie, you know.